What better way to kick off a stupid new website than with the one and only Ted King.
There’s a shit ton of bike racing going on at the moment and regardless of what so many are saying, I’m seriously enjoying what coverage I am able to track down from the Tour of California. In the event you’ve been buried under a metric ton of laundry like the pile that resides in my home the Giro d’Italia is also under way which I have generally had playing from start to finish whilst I pretend to work on bikes at that never ending adventure I continue to refer to as a job. As well, run on sentences are also wonderful way to get a new bloggity bloggerson website based on words to dive straight into the gutter. Regardless, I could really give a fuck less. Welcome back.
There’s a lot of things on the horizon and I’d like to thank you for taking the time to let me back into your life. For anyone that thought this new site was going anywhere but here, you should have known better. It would seem there are new so-called racing teams forming in and around Louisville, some of which are a bit more anti-racing than others and with the 2013 Cyclocross MegaWorld Championships close enough to have me wondering what the fuck was the UCI thinking, it’s no wonder. That said, I’d like to also address the fact I hate racing, it’s not for me, but I do seriously enjoy making as much of a mockery of it as drunkenly possible.
There are a host of other shenanigans I’d love to spill the proverbial beans of, but alas, you have to wait. It’s late, I’m tired and to be perfectly honest, a little bored of screwing with this internet bullshit. Please keep in mind the site, like so many of the things in my life, is a work in progress. There are bigger and better things to come… that’s not a promise.
Finally, happy Bike to Work Day! The first person that tells me “everyday is bike to work day” I’m gonna punch in the dick.